Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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