- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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