What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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