- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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