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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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