- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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