Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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