Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Anti Joke

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