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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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