- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

I like that, but why am I happy?

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