- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A pope meets another one

Who is big and stupid My brother

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

. . I am a whale

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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