Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Who wants water? I do.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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