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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Tommy got neutered.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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