- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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