What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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