- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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