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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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