- Anti Joke

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade