- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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