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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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