A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A man did not like this site

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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