A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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