- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A dancer walks into a barre

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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