- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

gays

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

The mets are 3-0 this season

So one time this woman was learning...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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