Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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penis

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Jews for Jesus

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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