A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Women's rights.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A black succeeds

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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