What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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potato

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Hair

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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