Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Dallas Cowboys

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

who just made fun of katie matt

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

I Love Hitler.

Anti Joke

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