- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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