- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Women's rights

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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