arse

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Religion

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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hi bye

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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