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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

james schmitt whats your last name

Why Did the throw up He was sick

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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