What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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This is not a joke.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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You're so straight!

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