- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

i like potatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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