- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

women's rights

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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hi bye

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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