knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

The Aristocrats

So one time this woman was learning...

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What is Jason? Black.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

black people. that is all...

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Hitler

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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