Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Haha pizza

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Anti Joke

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