What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What time is it? 10:58

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A black succeeds

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

black people. that is all...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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