nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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hahaha

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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i have aids and a chode

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

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