A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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I like to eat.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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AROUND

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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