That's unfortunate.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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