Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Dani Barton = Stupid

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A black succeeds

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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