What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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