Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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knock knock you may come in

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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