a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Small breasts.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A homeless person dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I got shot, you laughed

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Women's rights

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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