What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I am quite mature.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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