- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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