- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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