How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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