Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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