- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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