If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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