Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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