- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I like school Said no one ever.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

No your aunties a joke

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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