- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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