Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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