- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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