- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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