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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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