- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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