- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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