- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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