- Anti Joke

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

it was all Tagart

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

My spelling is horrible

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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