- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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