- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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