- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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