- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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