Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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women's rights.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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