- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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