what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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