what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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