Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Antijokes...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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