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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

irish man drinking john smiths

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Gus's mom

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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