- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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