- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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