Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

school homewrok

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...