"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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school homewrok

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Justin Bieber

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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