- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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