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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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