- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I dont have a girlfriend

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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