What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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