- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

hers a joke... japanese people

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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