- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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