- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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