- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Good job, son.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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