- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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