- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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