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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock. Doors open

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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