Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Pain Olympics.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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