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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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