What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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my penis

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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