- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Get on the boat.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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