- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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